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Thinking that if you lean side-to-side with your...

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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD 
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they

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Reblog if you have more than 1 follower.

Tumblr famous in this bitch

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why i'm single:

I’m fat i have the sex appeal of a carrot i’m awkward i like tumblr more than humans i’m boring I’m fat i’m ugly i’m easy to forget I’m fat I’m talentless I’m fat

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Today is the last Friday of 2011. Reblog now or go...

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There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog...

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chapter thirteeeen

http://thisfanficisprobablycrap.tumblr.com/

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Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs* 
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member: 
Me: 
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Band member: 
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster. 
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But - 
Me: Poster.

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When somebody sexy as fuck walks past you :

then i realize it was my reflection in the store mirror

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Attention TMB fans! For a while I've had loads of...

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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...

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Just to let you all know, The night of December...

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That awful moment when you can not remember the...

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me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers: 
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too! 
follower #3: what brand omg

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Meeting my favorite band member

Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT

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The awkward moment when you and your parents are...

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